student funnies

I love my STUDENTS!  This job has taught me a lot about myself and about teaching.  I've also been able to see how much the Savior loves them.  

Everyday they make me laugh so I figured I'd share their humorous stories with you.

Student: Miss D. do you like BYU?
Me: Yeah!  I love BYU.
Student: I hate BYU.
Me: Why?
Student:  Because Justin Beiber goes there.
Me:  I'm pretty sure that Justin Beiber has never been to BYU.
Student: Yeah he has, he plays basketball.
Me:  Do you mean Jimmer?
Student: Yeah, that's what I said.

Student 1: Teacher!! He just called me a name!!
Student 2: I did not!  I called him a banana head!

Student: Mrs. Dressing, my dog ate my homework!
Me: Really? How did that happen?
Week 1
Student: He pushed me down and ripped it out of my hands
Week 2
Student: It was in my closet and I made a lock for it but he opened it anyway and ate it
Week 3:
Student:  We ran out of dog food so my mom fed it to him.