swine flu is not going to get us

Traveling from store to store, mom has emptied the shelves of any flu medicine, disinfectant, and vitamin. I now have to travel with a handy bottle of moisturizing hand sanitizer in my car at all times! Upon mom's dictatorship we are being require to take copious amounts of vitamins daily.

She says that she is just "protecting her family"! Way to go mom!

Still I insist if I come down with a case of swine flu, please make sure my mother is not trying to home medicate me but rather takes me to hospital!
Please and thank you